Useful Idiots

TRIGGERED BY RULE 5

Useful idiots come in many guises. They’re the unwitting cogs that keep the opaque machinery of global governance advancing and expanding. The aim of this article is simple: to expose them and take the piss out of those too hard of thinking to realise what they’re enabling.

Foundational for one group of useful idiots, Revolutionary Marxists, is to learn Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals. So why not use their own tactics back at them? Rule 5 states: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. There is no defence. It’s almost impossible to counter-attack ridicule. And it infuriates the opposition, who then react to your advantage.”

Ridicule, of course, is baked deeply into our British character - which is precisely why the globalists are so desperate to homogenise it out of us. Have you seen any comedy on TV lately? Don’t, it’s about as much fun as Morrissey’s stag do!

Furthermore, useful idiots, by their very nature have little or no sense of humour and often ironically fail when they try to apply rule 5. A well-aimed jab at their fragile egos might even make one or two of them pause for some much-needed self-reflection.

ORIGINS

The term useful idiot, although not specifically documented, is often attributed to Vladimir Lenin – himself an idiot whose utopian system only resulted in a mere 12million deaths. He used the term “polezny idiot” to describe Western sympathisers of the Soviet Union who, in his view, naively supported communist causes without grasping their true nature.

The Oxford English Dictionary defines the term as: “Useful idiot is a pejorative political term applied to someone who unwittingly furthers a cause they don’t truly understand - and is most often associated with Cold War anti-communist rhetoric.”

Contemporary parallels can certainly be drawn to the widely unrecognised communitarian and technocratic system we currently live under. I’ve covered this extensively in my other articles. Rob’s Substack | The anti-Communitarian | Substack

Key to undermining this horrendous system is quickly identifying useful idiots so they can be laughed at, weakened and ignored. Here are 17 groups to look out for, in ascending order of sinisterness. Obviously, there is often some significant overlaps……

1. NPC DRONES

These ‘None Player Characters’ are the collectivised comfortably naive who believe the official narrative on everything and will always go with “The Conesus”. Often heard saying: “they wouldn’t do that!” or “I’ve got nothing to hide” and “Isn’t that’s convenient”. When stood near these idiots you’ll often hear the BBC newsflash jingle going off on their phone.

For this group engaging in any form of critical thinking is about as likely as a Bridlington tan.

2. CENTRIST DADS

These liberals are wetter than an otter’s pocket. So relentlessly ‘reasonable’ they don’t actually stand for anything. Though, of course, they’re blissfully unaware that this makes them laughably easy to herd in the name of the so-called “greater good.” Their cushy, middle-class upbringing has hardwired them to cling to consensus and recoil at the thought of causing offence. Except, naturally, when it comes to ‘the far right’, which the programming declares as fair game.

You’ll rarely find one who’s ever had a fight and whilst on stag dos they have to report to the Mrs hourly. Hitting middle age prematurely they can be spotted at Coldplay concerts, suburban dinner parties, riding Bromptons, or at home watching of ‘Have I Got News for You’. Also regularly seen pootling along in the inside lane in a Tesla, doing the optimum 50mph, sweating profusely because the batteries on 5%.

They espouse democracy but cannot compute that their beloved European Union Commission is appointed, not elected. Unable to recognise their own cognitive dissidence, all while clutching their luxury beliefs. These idiots were identified by Nietzsche as; “Weaklings who use virtue as a disguise”.

Explaining unstructured global governance to this group is theoretically possible, however it would be easier to shit in the King’s fridge. Don’t bother, save your time, walk away!

3. MANUFACTURED SPIRITUALISTS

These partakers of gong baths are harmless but that’s the point. They have allowed themselves to be neutralised away from ever effecting any system change. Some of them understand the failings of the system to a degree, but this group are lost in the wilderness of the mind, steered away from finding true divinity.

The new age movement, promoted by the UN - with its emphasis on “everything is perfect,” “don’t resist,” “just raise your vibration,” and “it’s all a simulation” - has been used as a tool to neutralise dissent against global governance.

One must not worry though; karma will sort it all out!

4. ESTABLISHMENT FLUFFERS

These are very easy to spot and forthwith should be ignored. They want to be part of the big club more than anything and will sell their soul to get there. When the current narrative needs promoting, they will be trailed out to deliver the message. Be very wary of anyone with the title ‘Sir’ or who is labelled as a ‘national treasure’. Sir Elton John and Sir Michael Caine were rolled out on cue for the ‘Get Vaccinated’ message. The usual suspect UN ambassadors, such as David Beckham, also came out with the same message to claim a few brownie points.

A premier example; “Instead of controlling the environment for the benefit of the population, perhaps we should control the population to ensure the survival of our environment.” Sir David Attenborough – National treasure and top-drawer establishment fluffer.

5. RED TROUSER BRIGADE

These useful idiots have kept the Tory Party shambling along well past its sell-by date. Often described as “bloody nice chaps” but sadly, a mix of arrogance and inherited privilege has stunted their thinking. Albeit on the right, they still cling rigidly to the system’s narrative, held in place by status, tradition, and a deep fear of losing their material comforts.

You’ll often spot them at the local cricket club or sneaking into the lodge. Never easily embarrassed, they proudly invite you to “Look at my fucking red trousers!”

Furthermore, as they often hold positions of influence within local communities - such as councillors - they serve as gatekeepers, ensuring that genuine issues are rarely, if ever, brought to the table.”

No crass joke needed for these idiots, just look at these pictures……..

6. LANYARD WANKERS

It is guaranteed that you will have several of these in your workplace. They have been indoctrinated to think that a bit of fabric and plastic around everyone’s neck will “keep us all safe!” They get aroused with a small amount of power and the authority. “Where’s your lanyard?” they will scream. These are the same authoritarians who took it upon themselves to become the mask police during COVID - and I had more than a few run-ins with them.

Never ones to miss a meaningless virtue signalling opportunity, these idiots will proudly roam supermarkets and shopping centers still wearing their NHS pride coloured lanyard, because everyone needs to know what a virtuous hero they are.

7. CLIMATARDS

These protein deficient idiots are sadly certifiably mentally ill. The cultified indoctrinees usually from very privileged backgrounds can be found glued to roads or chucking paint over works of art, well because; “IT’S A CLIMATE EMERGENCY DON’T YOU KNOW!”

We’ve had over 50 years of failed climate predictions, yet these doomsday addicts still believe it.

Pictured: Climatard & Ed Miliband – (see also; Pantomime Cast, The Conned-rades)

8. PHONEY REVOLUTIONARIES

“Oh Tommy, Tommy,” they cry, idolising a false hero handed to them by the very forces they claim to oppose. As Albert Pike, king of the dodgy handshakes, once said: “When the public needs a hero, we will provide them with one.”

Hoodwinked, often by a large slice of “troof”, legitimate concerns, and the verve of nationalistic sentiment, this group will be steered and infiltrated to the existent where their impact on the system will be neutralised, maybe even used to enable it.

This movement, unsurprisingly, is being fuelled by the usual media grifters (see: Media Whores) and the moment you start looking into who’s funding these characters, everything becomes clear - that is, if you’ve not been blinded by all the ‘hopeium’.

I do have some sympathy for those taken in by these fake revolutionaries – We all want to be positive and I admit to being taken in by one or two myself in the past. However, people need to think more critically and spot the patterns.

The dialectical concept of Thesis + Antithesis = Synthesis is not taught in schools - and for good reason. For global governance to reach a “synthesis,” it first requires national governments to present the thesis, often in the form of unpopular policies. This is followed by the antithesis - public protests and counter-protests, amplified by a media frenzy. Ultimately, this conflict is resolved through a synthesis, which reflects the real goals: the implementation of Agenda 2030.

You’re being played folks - pawns in the game.

What’s the difference between Tommy Robinson and Greta Thunberg?.........................Their script!

9. THE CONNED-RADES

This large and diverse group is made up of various sub-factions - ranging from embittered old leftists and shadowy Marxist revolutionary infiltrators, to Fabians, Champagne Socialists, and ‘Third Way’ communitarians, the latter having held the upper hand since the 1990s.

What unites them, above all, is a deep-seated hatred of the Tories, along with a persistent belief that true socialism has never been properly realised, and that Marx has been misunderstood.

The institutions and civil service are overwhelmingly infiltrated by these types in M65-jackets and Che T-shirts. Owing to its ‘greater good’ veneer, they reliably fall for the communitarian model of governance, making them highly useful in its implementation.

Frequently parroting the “be kind” mantra, they are, ironically, often some of the most unpleasant individuals one could encounter.

(see also; Lanyard Wankers)

10. MASTER MORONS

It can be argued that this group no longer holds the influence they once did; however, these apron-clad buffoons still wield sway in local affairs and can be reliably counted on to fall into line when orders trickle down from the more illumined degrees.

In Morals and Dogma, Albert Pike all but referred to the first three degrees of Freemasonry as useful idiots, stating:

“The Blue Degrees are but the outer court or portico of the Temple. Part of the symbols are displayed there to the Initiate, but he is intentionally misled by false interpretations. It is not intended that he shall understand them; but it is intended that he shall imagine he understands them.”

“Their true explication is reserved for the Adepts, the Princes of Masonry. The whole body of the Royal and Sacerdotal Art was hidden so carefully, centuries since, in the High Degrees, as that it is even yet impossible to solve many of the enigmas which they contain.”

Usually half-cut after meetings, these so-called ‘pillars of the community’ - more like ‘pillocks of the community’ - remain blissfully unaware of the real objectives they are helping to advance. They are the very definition of the useful idiot and in those aprons, they look like ones too!

11. INTERSECTIONAL EDUCATIONALISTS

When it comes to secondary education; “it looks like we’ve overdone it with the sherry!” to quote a gloriously misogynistic 80’s advert.

In schools, first came the Gramsci long marchers, then followed the extreme feminists. These Jess Phillips types who “FUCK’IN HATE MEN” have been change agents for the deliberate emasculation of education, a key driver of change for society.

This is not a dig at female teachers, I have seen many excellent ones, it’s a critique of the feminisation of the education system itself. Sadly, even most of the male leaders who populate schools fall into the ‘Centrist Dad’ idiots allowing themselves to be constantly compromised to accept the imposed consensus.

What these idiots don’t understand is that they are useful for the system in the fact that they demoralise the group that is the biggest threat to the system. Namely white working-class boys. In addition, through DEI and a PSHE curriculum focused on ‘protected characteristics’ they cause division not unity which is an age-old destabilisation technique.

All tyrannies need to get the demoralisation in early, schools are the perfect place. The slow ideological conditioning of a population - with education being the perfect microcosm of the communitarian system - the demoralisation comes through moral relativity.

Demoralisation and destabilisation were identified by Soviet journalist and communist defector Yuri Bezmenov as the first 2 key stages to subvert the autonomy of society.

Two contemporary useful idiot subversives of education are;

(i) Professor Becky Francis is Chief Executive Officer of the Education Endowment Foundation, and is currently on secondment leading the labour government’s current update of the national curriculum. (Due Oct 2025) A forthright feminist and Intersectional Marxist, her prior roles include Professor of Education and Social Justice at King’s College London, where she focussed on race, gender and class inequalities. Francis has stated radical feminist Judith Butler as an influence, even quoting her in her own book; Understanding Minority Ethnic Achievement in Schools, “In line with the discursive, social constructionist approach to ‘race’ and ethnicity,” they write, “we… subscribe to a theorisation of sex, gender and sexuality as non-essential, fluid, contested, processual and produced through discourse.” To sum it up academically; “What a load of bollocks!”

In the book’s preface: there is a lot of talk of “quality” in education, they suggest, too little of “equality”. In other words, her focus will be on tackling social injustice, not learning and critical thinking.

(ii) Bridget Phillipson MP and Secretary of State for Education (see also; The Pantomime Cast, The Conned-rades) states that she has dedicated her life to fighting for improved education, women’s rights and the eradication of poverty. Not unsurprisingly Phillipson is also a member of the Fabian Society. For those that know, need I say anymore.

As for the new curriculum, expect more dumbing down to achieve social justice and more centralisation through technology.

From my experience working with these bureaucrats, when it comes to achieving anything tangible, they can’t, they have zero practical skills. If you needed a lightbulb changing, they’d be about as much use as Anne Frank’s drumkit.

12. TWATADEMIA

These not-so ‘intelligentsia’ are often arrogant and overeducated to the point they dismiss valid information out of sheer intellectual snobbery. Ironically, they are incredibly useful to the establishment, as they serve as the “experts” who can be relied upon to legitimise official narratives - even when those narratives are built on lies.

A prime example is the numerically challenged Neil Ferguson. His modelling, used to justify major policy decisions, has been consistently and catastrophically wrong - to the extent that his credibility is highly questionable.

Here are just a few examples of his past predictions versus actual outcomes:

· 2001 – Foot and Mouth Disease: Ferguson predicted 150,000 deaths. Reality: ˂200.

· 2002 – BSE (Mad Cow Disease): Predicted 50,000 deaths. Reality: 177.

· 2005 – Bird Flu: Predicted up to 150 million deaths globally. Reality: 282.

· 2009 – Swine Flu: Predicted 65,000 deaths in the UK. Reality: 457.

And then in 2020, when COVID-19 emerged, who did the government turn to once again for modelling? Ferguson, of course - the “expert” who projected up to 500,000 deaths in the UK alone, using what appeared to be little more than Diane Abbott’s abacus. His forecasts were instrumental in justifying extreme and unprecedented lockdown measures.

Even using the government’s own inflated figures, the official UK COVID death toll stands at around 140,000 - and even that figure largely reflects deaths “with” COVID, not necessarily from it. When looked at even more critically, the real number is actually closer to the annual flu death average of 10,000 to 20,000.

In short, the entire episode was a con.

Another prominent example of academic fraud is the well-known ‘hockey stick’ graph created by Michael E. Mann, which featured prominently in the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) Third Assessment Report in 2001. Governments around the world subsequently used this graphic as a foundation for policy-making. In the UK, the government cited the IPCC’s findings - including the hockey stick - in the Climate Change Act 2008, which legally committed the country to long-term emissions reductions. These targets have since evolved into today’s ‘Net Zero’ commitments.

The hockey stick graph has been widely criticised for misrepresenting historical climate data. It relies heavily on selected proxy data that appear to support the narrative of recent, unprecedented warming, while downplaying or omitting significant periods of natural climate variability, such as the Medieval Warm Period and the Little Ice Age. Moreover, the statistical methods used - notably principal component analysis - have been widely accused of being flawed and open to manipulation.

As the old saying goes: “97% of scientists agree with whoever is funding them.”

Despite these controversies, the disputed graph continues to appear in school curricula, politically charged documentaries (such as An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore), and government websites. For many, this represents an ongoing misrepresentation. The biggest con in modern history.

In theory, academics are supposed to have professional integrity, but finding it is like trying to catch a fart in a tornado.

For an alternative scientific perspective, see the document “There is No Climate Emergency” (WCD‑250921.pdf), signed by thousands of scientists worldwide who do have professional integrity.

13. GOONS IN UNIFORMS

These are the unquestioning idiots who say; “Just following orders”. The system relies on people like this, those with just enough intelligence (around an 80 IQ) to follow instructions and fill out forms, but not enough to challenge their superiors or ask tough questions.

Also, let’s not forget the white coats. Doctors for the most part gladly went along with a global Milgram experiment, sweetened by £12.58 per dose delivered. So much for “do no harm!”

If these goons turn against the system its over quickly, as was proved in the demise of the Soviet Union.

14. THE PANTOMIME CAST

The 650 MPs in Westminster wield very little actual power. They are essentially mouthpieces for policies decided elsewhere, serving mainly as distractions for the public through meaningless debates that fill airtime in the 24-hour news cycle. Gore Vidal nailed it when he said: “Politics is just showbusiness for ugly people.” And geez, some of them are aesthetically challenged, remember Margaret Beckett?

The growing implausibility of these MPs is painfully evident - just take a look at the current crop. They gaslight the public with their sheer incompetence and blatant lies.

“Get in any way you can; lie, lie, lie; pretend you’re this, pretend you’re that; just get in. Once they’re in, out comes the real agenda.” Alan Watt – Cutting Through the Matrix

Among this group, there’s an inordinate number who prefer The Flying Horse over The Rovers Return - regulars at Michael Barrymore pool parties one might say. Even our current Prime Minister is so far in the closet he’s in Narnia. While, in one sense this is irrelevant, it does make them remarkably easy to control through kompromat.

As former Tory chief whip and Master Moron of Lodge St. John (No. 1409) Tim Fortescue said; “Anyone with any sense who was in trouble would come to the whips and tell them the truth, and say now, “I’m in a jam, can you help?” It might be debt, it might be a scandal involving small boys, or any kind of scandal which a member seemed likely to be mixed up in, they’d come and ask if we could help. And if we could, we did. We would do everything we can because we would store up brownie points. That sounds a pretty nasty reason but one of the reasons is, if we can get a chap out of trouble, he’ll do as we ask forever more.”

And this is precisely why, when it comes to key policies, MPs can be relied upon to vote the way they’re told. Of course, some are allowed to oppose to maintain the pretence but the outcome is settled long beforehand.

Even the so-called ‘good’ MPs remain woefully ignorant of what’s really going on. Just ask them what they know about UN Agenda 2030 and see how they respond.

15. NGO CHANGE AGENTS

This group, who most of the public is unaware of is more dangerous than Members of Parliament because they wield far greater influence within our current unstructured communitarian system. NGO leaders - often recruited from Oxbridge - are groomed and indoctrinated to serve as change agents for the NGO machine that drives the UN’s Agenda 2030 policies across Western countries.

The term ‘Non-Governmental Organisations’ (NGOs) is broad, encompassing think tanks, charities, Community Interest Companies (CICs), advocacy groups, campaign organisations, and so-called grassroots movements.

According to the Think Tank Landscape Scan 2022: UK, there are 156 think tanks in the UK alone. Additionally, there are 184,787 registered charities, some of which are genuine grassroots efforts, but many are merely astro-turf fronts pushing a specific agenda.

You can find a list of these individuals in my other article, Governing the Herd.

All these so-called “useful idiots” - some fanatical, most just riding the gravy train - are nothing but parasites on Western economies, contributing nothing of real value while deceiving the public. Keep in mind: nobody voted for these organisations, which are funded with vast amounts of taxpayers’ money. They exist only for nefarious purposes.

It is theoretically possible to find a soul in these NGO idiots, however you’re more likely to find a Millwall fan who’s good at flower arranging!

16. MEDIA WHORES

Driven by narcissism and shekels these parasites have a lot to answer for. The Pantomime Cast would be exposed if these idiots did their job properly.

The mainstream media acts as the first layer of gatekeeping, not only by shaping the narrative but by flooding the public with endless distractions, diverting attention from the information that truly matters.

The second layer of gatekeeping is the so-called alternative media which is just as bad. Descending into a conspiratainment where they are more focussed on weather Macron’s Mrs has a cock or not, than truly analysing the governance system.

Among their ranks is also a notable contingency of ‘Spooktards’ - intelligence-adjacent operatives muddying the waters. (see also: BBC Verify, BBC Action, [name removed for legal reasons], Paul Mason, Rory Stewart, Robert Maxwell.)

Journalistic integrity is sadly a thing of the past, theoretically it’s still there but with this group of idiots you’re more likely to find a salad in a Glaswegians fridge!

17. SPOOKTARDS

These are idiots who naively “vow to thee my country” don’t realise they’re working for people who don’t give two shits about them, or their country, and will just use them as disposable pawns in the game. They are supposed to be intelligent, but the choice to live a lie is not a very intelligent one in my view. Spying for the state is basically an advanced form of Stockholm syndrome!

Jacques Ellul said in The Organization of Propaganda; “The fight against propaganda is itself necessarily based on propaganda.” Meaning that counter-intelligence operations often rely on propaganda techniques. (see also: Media Whores) When a state or institution is under threat, it uses counter-intelligence not just to gather information, but to shape perception - internally and externally. Counter-intelligence is an embedded part of the system – particularly in the Five Eyes countries, Europe and Israel - which needs a steady stream of useful idiots to fulfil the disposable roles. Oxbridge provides many of these willing idiots.

There is also a more subtle group identified by Mossad whistle-blower Victor Ostrovsky’s in his book, By Way of Deception. Called Sayanim the term is used to describe people who are not official employees of the Israeli government or Mossad but are willing to provide various types of support - whether logistical, financial, or through other means - to further Israeli interests.

Sayanim serve as useful assets by offering their services discreetly and without direct compensation from Mossad. They act as a form of “volunteer” network for intelligence gathering and propaganda operations, often working in countries where Israel has no formal intelligence presence. Their actions, while not officially sanctioned, can be vital for the success of covert operations.

Finding a moral compass in these spooktards is theoretically possible but you’d be more likely to find a clean spoon in a junkie’s flat!

CRITICAL JUNCTURE

History shows that things rarely end well for “useful idiots” - particularly those nearer the end of the list, who tend to have a deeper understanding of the system. The final three groups I’ve mentioned are almost interchangeable, and will likely be the first to be cast aside when the time comes.

We don’t even need to look far back for examples. Between 30 June and 2 July 1934, Hitler carried out the ‘Night of the Long Knives’, and from 1936 to 1938, Stalin orchestrated the ‘Great Purge’ - both brutal eliminations of individuals who had once served a purpose but were no longer useful.

In conclusion, I’m well aware that at some point, we’ve all been useful idiots for the system - myself included. But the more one understands this unstructured system of global governance, and the people who sustain it, the more one is able to step outside its influence.

The solution is quite simple: educate yourself on how the system works - you must do this for yourself. Live your life as an individual, and if the system obstructs you, either navigate around it or put a stick in the wheel. If millions of us take this action, this oppressive system will collapse.

Coming soon is a fork in the road; Will you be a useful idiot and accept a Digital ID along with it’s trusted framework infrastructure?

Thank you for reading and if you think I’ve missed any groups of useful idiots out, please put them in the comments.

Euphemism index:

Morrissey’s stag do; euph, a dreary and uninspiring event, devoid of any laughs. The other night the pub was full of momentum supporters and I made the mistake of trying to talk to them; it was like Morrissey’s stag do - heaven knows I’m miserable now!

Bridlington tan; euph, an extremely unlikely occurrence. See also; Hawking diving header.

The Flying Horse; euph, term used for anal sex. For residents of Coronation Street an alternative to the more usual venue; The Rovers Return. ‘Fancy a quickie Dierdre?’ ‘Sorry Ken, I’m up on blocks, it’ll have to be the flying horse’.

Barrymore pool party; euph, an event attended by those who enjoy a bit of bumfoolery. See also; Barrymored – catastrophically holed below the waterline.